1. tsarbucks:

    tehlofflies:

    tsarbucks:

    you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

    "heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

    how do you know hell has wifi

    satan owes me several favors

    How are you blogging without wifi?

  2. So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

    jessicarabbit:

    tenr0se:

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    Dirt

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    Funeral Home

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    Weed

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    Grass

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    Holy Water

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    Laundromat

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    Leather

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    New Zealand 

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    Play-Doh 

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    Wet Garden

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    Tomato

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    Suntan Lotion

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    Sex on the Beach

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    Riding Crop

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    Soap

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    And Finally, Swimming Pool

    "No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

  3. dirtyberd:

    Bad Bitches through the ages

  4. Emperor’s New College

    elkaydee:

    tokyodoll13:

    English Majors:

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    Architecture Majors:

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    Music Majors:

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    Engineering Majors:

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    Mathematics Majors:

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    Theater Majors:

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    Latin American Studies Majors:

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    Linguistics Majors:

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    History Majors:

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    Religious Studies Majors:

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    Law Students:

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    Chemistry Majors:

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    Women & Gender Studies Majors:

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    Anthropology Majors:

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    Sociology Majors:

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    Philosophy Majors:

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    Geology Majors:

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    Economics Majors:

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    Classics Majors:

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    Government Majors:

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    It’s back!

  5. actualfairyboy:

    tardis-mind-palace:

    w-for-wumbo:

    mylourrydiary:

    hlil:

    Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
    Plants

    Can you believe there is love that is illegal
    Love

    can you believe it’s not butter
    butter

    the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

    i really dont think they meant bestiality

  6. grizzlygains:

happyhalloweekes:

spoopy-shanin:

I’m not too late for the cute lil ghosts, right?

Of course you have to drag it and be amazed

THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET

    grizzlygains:

    happyhalloweekes:

    spoopy-shanin:

    I’m not too late for the cute lil ghosts, right?

    Of course you have to drag it and be amazed

    THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET

  7. webbgirl34:

thebigsisteryouneveraskedfor:

Gisella Perl was forced to work as a doctor in Auschwitz concentration camp during the holocaust.
She was ordered to report ever pregnant women do the physician Dr. Josef Mengele, who would then use the women for cruel experiments (e.g. vivisections) before killing them.
She saved hundreds of women by performing abortions on them before their pregnancy was discovered, without having access to basic medical supplies. She became known as the “Angel of Auschwitz”.
After being rescued from Bergen-Belsen concentration camp she tried to commit suicide, but survived, recovered and kept working as a gynecologist, delivering more than 3000 babies.

I want to nail this to the forehead of every anti-abortionist who uses the word “Holocaust” when talking about legal abortions.

    webbgirl34:

    thebigsisteryouneveraskedfor:

    Gisella Perl was forced to work as a doctor in Auschwitz concentration camp during the holocaust.

    She was ordered to report ever pregnant women do the physician Dr. Josef Mengele, who would then use the women for cruel experiments (e.g. vivisections) before killing them.

    She saved hundreds of women by performing abortions on them before their pregnancy was discovered, without having access to basic medical supplies. She became known as the “Angel of Auschwitz”.

    After being rescued from Bergen-Belsen concentration camp she tried to commit suicide, but survived, recovered and kept working as a gynecologist, delivering more than 3000 babies.

    I want to nail this to the forehead of every anti-abortionist who uses the word “Holocaust” when talking about legal abortions.

  8. theblacksophisticate:

    maliceandgoodintentions:

    Bill Cosby everybody.

    LMAO.

  9. sarahsupastar:

    absolute-bollocks:

    half-doomed-and-semi-sweet:

    koblala:

    im-in-lesbians-with-tony-perry:

    soliloquyn:

    therothwoman:

    Can we talk about how Hairspray is a story where a not-conventionally-attractive girl gets the hot guy in the end without having to Become “Pretty.” Because we need more stories like that.

    It’s also story about breaking down the barriers of racism which we also need more of.

    And it’s about nice hair and cheesy dance moves, more things we need more of

    It’s a movie where John Travolta plays a chic, which we need more of

    No. We don’t need more of men in roles which should have gone to plus size women.

    Actually, the role was written as a man playing a woman because it’s a pantomime technique so it’s not like the movie purposely discriminated, It was literally just written that way and it’s probably one of my favourite comedic techniques.

    Actually, the role was written as a man playing a woman because in the original Hairspray movie the role was played by Divine, a radical and influential plus-size drag queen. It is in honor of that original casting and in Divine’s memory that more recent stage and movie adaptations of Hairspray have continued to cast Mrs. Turnblad as a man in drag.