1. physicallyattractive-dog:

    awardweiner:

    i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate

    by Fall Out Boy

  2. brallieshipper4win:

    skoeskebloesk:

    Remember that High School musical song where Troy sang about his conflicted emotions?

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    yeah

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    which 

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    one

    hey remember that High School Musical song where Gabriella sang about rejection?

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    yeah

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    which

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    one

    hey remember that High School Musical song where Sharpay and Ryan sang an overly glamourous song about what they want?

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    YEAH

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    WHICH

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    ONE

    I realized this some time ago. All the high school musical plots are basically the same in different settings/ time periods.

  3. i-just-want-white-tulip:

tisdamyownya:

castielcampbell:

pug-of-tea:

entercamelot:



the night bloggers have arrived….but this time with a point.

we are all illegal aliens

Fuck.

Thank you for this

    i-just-want-white-tulip:

    tisdamyownya:

    castielcampbell:

    pug-of-tea:

    entercamelot:

    image

    the night bloggers have arrived….but this time with a point.

    we are all illegal aliens

    Fuck.

    Thank you for this

  4. p1ants:

    i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather 

  5. tivaattheopera:

    thegestianpoet:

    STOP shipping real people, or at least poke holes in the box

    I saw this post four times before I understood the joke

  6. chaseross:

    twoandtwentyonebee:

    drarna:

    asking for straight pride is like asking for able bodied parking spaces

    thats a really good comparison because there are about seventy able bodied parking spaces to one disabled and able bodied people still insist on using the ones that arent theirs

    this is seriously a great post 

  7. mememaster:

its called fashion look it up

    mememaster:

    its called fashion look it up

  8. cecilandcarlosbaldwin:

    I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND